Strippers fail to distract gamers

The world’s top sportsmen must get used to scantily-clad strippers thrusting themselves in their direction all the time. In Moscow, it seems, Russia’s best computer gamers are so used to it that they’ve learned how to remain utterly focused. A group of top Counter-Strike teams were battling it out in a LAN contest when a couple of ‘hot’ (debatable) strippers decided to liven things up, but soon discovered that not even a bit of merry grinding could distract the players from the mission at hand.

“It was impossible to put these hopeless men off. The game was drawing to a close and the ladies were sweating as much as they could, but the eyes of the tough players were nailed to the screens tight.”

What sportsmen.